Holy crap, Chicago. Can you get your act together? 35 and snowing on Saturday, then 75 and sunny today? If I end up with a sinus infection, you'll have you-know-what to pay.
Moving on.
We've reached the time of the year when hubs starts going absolutely batty about starting the garden. At the beginning of March, I'm forced to look up old pictures of when we started our garden the previous year because he's absolutely
convinced that we started it at least 2 months earlier than we actually did. This year, he thought we should be starting it in late February. And that we were late starting it, to boot. And every year, I repeat what my mother always told me, "Wait until Mother's Day. That's supposed to be the last chance of frost for this zone." And every year he ignores me, leaving us hauling in 95 planters of vegetables and herbs from the impending early spring blizzard that inevitably happens in Chicago.
But I digress.
So, this weekend consisted of garden prep. And had it not been for an unfortunate event, it would have been 100x worse.
Friday right before the end of work - my little man sported my old cowboy boots.
I mean, come on! Could he be any cuter?!
He's also a huge fan of taking selfies nowadays. (Selfies = self portraits with a cell phone for those of you who aren't down with the lingo cough cough mom and dad).
Which is how I end up with 35 pics like this on my phone as he tries to eat it:
(That's his tongue and toothless gums)
So, Saturday morning, we got a nice 6:15am wake up call. (Seriously, how does he know it's the weekend?!)
Uh, yeah, kid, that's because you WOKE UP TOO EARLY.
Two mini naps later, we have this.
Next, it was off to Omega for the return of PANCAKE DAY! (A tradition from my preggo days...which my waistline does not need to repeat but ohmygosh PANCAKES!)
Then, it was off to our local garden store to check out the selection. Which, hello, there was none considering it was SNOWING OUTSIDE.
Next stop: Home Depot. Where we shopped for plants in the snow but didn't actually buy any.
...but hubs spent some quality time in the tubing aisle trying to figure out what kind of tubes he needed for our fancy schmancy watering pump he's trying to rig up. Which meant that Luke and I headed off to the patio furniture section to people watch.
I kiss him entirely too much. But he's mine so I will kiss him as much as I want!
Also? Luke's idea of people watching is to YELL at them as they pass by and not stop staring at them until they are completely out of his sight.
Then it was BACK to the other garden store for some other misting parts or some mumbo jumbo. ( I leave the hard work to hubs while I walk around with the baby, you see. And I take pictures of the flowers I desperately want.)
Then...disaster struck. Hubs threw out his back while unloading huge bags of soil from the car. Which left me to roll them upstairs. Except the wheel fell off the cart, so I looked like a drunken sailor running into walls with a palette of potting soil. I'm so lucky no neighbors saw me.
With hubs unable to even walk, and therefore unable to take care of the baby, we called it a night (after a quick trip to Target with my little tagalong.).
Crabby selfies before bedtime ensued.
Sunday - hubs wanted to go BACK to the garden store to see if any new plants were in. (I've learned to not try to understand his thoughts...it just causes my head to hurt.) So I loaded up the baby (since hubs could still barely walk) and drove us to the store, where - shocker! - no new plants were in. So we drove to another store in another town and - shocker! - no plants there, either. Could it be because it's TOO EARLY IN THE SEASON?
Back home, we decided to go for Luke's first walk in his big boy stroller (someone please stop time!!!!)
Then a quick nap at home because someone's leg got stuck in the crib slats (hey crib bumper, you're doing it wrong.)
(Before his entire leg ended up through it.)
Then the kid ate TWO pears all by himself.
(Yes, that's just pear carcass all over his tray.)
And we sat outside for a bit considering it was 75 (!!!) and my legs are whiter than a Edward Cullen's hairless chest.
(I apologize if you just went blind)
All the while, hubs laid on the couch. My poor little crack back.
And here we are. This took me approximately 30 minutes to type out on my phone, so if you read this far, I'm pretty impressed.
For the record - I hate Mondays.