A case of the Mondays...on Wednesday

Yesterday morning, I had a bit of a...mishap. I'll refer you to my Q conversation with Amy since I am too lazy to actually write out the whole story.

Amanda(1:46:46 PM): this morning i spilled my coffee allllllll over my desk, clothes, chair, and floor
Amy(1:46:49 PM): omghahahaha
Amy(1:46:51 PM): nice
Amanda(1:47:13 PM): i totally smell like a walking starbucks
Amy(1:48:25 PM): how did you spill it
Amy(1:48:29 PM): is it a funny story
Amanda(1:49:31 PM): well, the parts directly thereafter are pretty funny
Amanda(1:50:03 PM): i spilled it because i didn't realize i had placed the cup in front of the mouse, and i went to move the mouse
Amy(1:50:14 PM): haah sploosh!
Amanda(1:50:17 PM): all of the sudden it tips over
Amanda(1:50:23 PM): and the lid stays on for a second
Amanda(1:50:27 PM): and i am frozen in shock
Amanda(1:50:42 PM): then the lid POPS off, flying across my desk
Amanda(1:51:01 PM): and you hear the telltale, 'gloop, gloop, gloop' of liquid
Amy(1:51:07 PM): hahaha
Amy(1:51:13 PM): at least it didnt spill into your keyboard
Amanda(1:51:20 PM): i scream, "SH*T!!"
Amanda(1:51:33 PM): barber starts laughing uncontrollably
Amanda(1:51:52 PM): paul shot up in his cube and says, "Oh no! i'll go get paper towels!"
Amanda(1:52:11 PM): i am still frozen in shock with my hands half raised to grab the cup
Amanda(1:52:28 PM): i finally get the cup and turn it right-side up
Amanda(1:52:52 PM): then i notice that it spilled all over my pants and it's freaking HOT
Amanda(1:53:03 PM): so i scream, "D IT OUCH!!!!!"
Amanda(1:53:12 PM): and jump up from my chair
Amanda(1:53:29 PM): then i notice that it had seeped under my laptop
Amanda(1:53:51 PM): at the same time that a sea of napkins is falling from the heavens
Amanda(1:54:03 PM): (tim had thrown them over the cube wall)
Amanda(1:54:32 PM): so i start to mop that up, when i notice that it was all over my keyboard and had soaked the mouse pad
Amanda(1:54:53 PM): so i drop the laptop and grab the mouse, throw it towards the monitor
Amanda(1:55:01 PM): turn the keyboard upside down
Amanda(1:55:12 PM): then paul gets back with paper towels
Amanda(1:55:19 PM): and i mop up the rest
Amanda(1:55:35 PM): now i have a huge coffee stain on the floor of my cube, and on the chair
Amanda(1:55:42 PM): and the entire cube smells like coffee
Amanda(1:55:47 PM): THE END

And for your viewing pleasure, a picture of the stain left behind by my "mishap."